Genre: New Adult, Romance
Page Count: 372
Publication Date: July 23, 2013
Rating: 0/10
Price: $9.90
*Source: Netgalley*
Goodreads Blurb:
Affected by her parents’ highly publicized divorce, Isabel grows up isolated and alone, with a resolve to never fall in love and repeat their mistakes.
When Jesse Cain enters her life, she falls hopelessly in love with him, and every sadness she’s ever felt is washed away by his intensity and passion. But people change as they grow up. Things can never stay the same forever.
Jesse and Isabel fight to stay together, determined to hold on to what they once had. Isabel wonders if a second love can ever be enough to make her forget her first.
Review:
One word - BAD!!!!!! This book was horrible. The only comparison I can give you is a really bad soap opera.
First thing: I am a strong feminist. So to me, the blurb sounded really needy. All that "I need him" stuff. Gives me the shivers. But still, the problem sounded interesting enough for me to go "why not?
". And I really really really REALLY regret that decision.
So the start of the book was like the end-ish part of the book. Like the aftermath of the big problem. I usually love those because they literally spell:
But this want was just a:
I should've taken that as a warning. I really should've.
So after that it was ok. I mean kids...they're great. You can't help but love them. It was a great start, stated the problem, introduced the characters. Great. But then it turned into Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The only way I can describe it is looking through a canvas through sheets of flash paper. It's dopey, you can sort of see, but it's like looking through a trance, but not in a good way. It made me feel drowsy reading it and worked better than any sleeping pill(not that I use them). Isabel goes here, then there, goes home, sees disturbing stuff, goes ok, continues on. You feel nothing because there's nothing for you to feel. You know why? Because the character ain't feelin' nothin' either. She says she does, but does she? And here I thought Kristen Stewart was a bad actor.
Just when you think it can't get worse, it does. Suddenly the flash paper flies away and you see the canvas. But the canvas is covered with streaks of colour just thrown on there non-stop. Ya know the source of that? Jesse Cain. He'll have to wait though. All of a sudden the character wakes up like Sleeping Beauty and starts feeling. Only her feelings are magnified by a thousand and her hormones are going on big roller coasters inside her. I look out in the field, I cry. First day of school and I don't know anyone, I cry. Yes, Isabel, everyone should just happen to know everyone and makes friends on their first day. That's totally how the world works. She cries over freaking everything! I mean, I'm not heartless, I know Isabel went through some trauma. Family issues, yes, I know. I understand. I do sympathise with her. But not if she's acting like a spoiled brat and expecting everyone to do things for her. I mean, who has time for responsibilities, right? Who cares about homework if there's a shoe sale going on? Jesus! This is basically her:
One word, train-wreck. And I'm just standing here. Do I want to help her, heck no. I feel as much towards her as I do towards Shailene Woodley's short hair. And worse? She realises she's a train-wreck and what does she do to fix it? Abso-freaking-lutely nothing. And the wall she keeps hitting has a name, Jesse Cain.
Personally, I dislike him, has throughout the whole story. But I don't hate him like the author wants the reader to. Mainly because Isabel chose to keep hitting that wall that is Jesse Cain. Did Jesse help, no, but he didn't exactly do anything either. He's an ambitious guy, wants certain things out of his life. Has goals. How horrible. He had the right mindset to his future, that at least I can respect, especially since Isabel doesn't. I don't think she even knows the concept that money doesn't just fly from the sky and land into her bank account. However, I do agree that he doesn't know the proper way to treat women. Which is with respect, even if the person doesn't deserve it, and not like a property. If you wanted a property, buy a dog. And yes, Isabel has treated him with nothing but support. Yeah, the word support, let's talk about that.
Dear author, there's a difference between support and submission. Support means you encourage the person to go whatever he wants to and know you're there to help him. Submission means I will just go along with whatever he decides because I can't think of another way. Can't say Isabel had a really bright future ahead of her, but she had a decent one. And the minute she meet Jesse Cain all she wanted out of life is to be a trophy wife, an arm candy, just a pretty face. She was willing to give up everything, including herself, to 'support' Jesse. You know what's really funny about this? It's the fact that Jesse didn't ask her to give it up. She CHOSE to trade herself in, willingly, for no very good reason.
And later in life when she looks back, guess what she feels? Blame. For Jesse. Maybe not in words but she certainly didn't think she could've done anything about it. I would slap this girl if I wasn't so entertained by this. Oh yeah, anger. Buddy, sorry for ignoring you. For the whole train-wreck part, anger was just coursing through me again and again. When she ditches the train-wreck, what does she do? Immediately get on another train because she doesn't know how to steer her own self. Trust me, it doesn't get better, just slightly less wreck-y.
I'm a strong feminist, so the anger I feel towards Isabel is..... there are no words. Through the whole book,even when she felt like she grew up, she still can't and won't stand without a man. This book should be called "The Girl Who Threw Feminism Out the Window". Because that's what she did. She wrote feminism on a LV bag and:
Don't get me wrong, I'm not someone who think leaning on someone is not acceptable. But I am a strong believer on co-dependency in relationships. You can't just lean on someone, it's 'an eye for an eye'. So I was really frustrated with this book because guess what message the author is trying to convey? If you have a guy, why even try? If you cry, all your problems will fly? Seriously? If I wanted to know that I'd watch the Disney channel. Given the author of this book is also of the female species, I am HUGELY disappointed. I regret reading this book and I wish I could take back all the time I spent on it. Which is a lot, because the book is actually quite long(or at least it feels long) and 60% of it is completely repeating the same thing and could definitely been cut out. There are so many books in this world and I feel extreme remorse that I could've been reading any other book instead of this. Christine Brae, please, no more.
On Goodreads, the book rating was actually pretty good. Really makes me wonder. And when I heard there was going to be a second book called His Wounded Light, this was me:
Like fixing someone? Fix yourself first, girl. And when I saw the rating on Goodreads for the second book was 4.42, this was me:
And then:
Will I read it? WILL I READ IT? Heck to the no. You know why? Because I'm afraid if I read another book like this I will end up in the mental hospital. It's that bad, people.
Overall, I wouldn't wish this book on my worst enemy.
Genre:Steampunk, YA
Page Count:309
Publication Date: July 1, 2014
Rating: 1.5/10
Price: $12.99
*Source: Netgalley*
Goodreads Blurb:
A truth terrible enough to bury for a millennium …
A mysterious boy calling in her sleep …
A secret city that shouldn’t exist …
When Eila Doyle first sees the strange boy beckoning in whispers from somewhere deep in her imagination, she questioned her sanity. She was used to seeing strange things with her eyes closed — that’s what Eila did all day while strapped to the Blunderbuss, Building whatever the Ministry of Manifestation required — but never before have those images felt so real, or so dangerous.
After Eila learns the terrible truth about her reality and the monsters inside it, she thinks that maybe madness might be her only escape...
This thrilling young adult steampunk adventure is the first in the Dream Engine series by masters of story Platt & Truant, authors of The Beam, Unicorn Western, and many more.
Review:
So first of all, I have to praise the book cover artist for doing such an amazing job on the cover. It sets you in the perfect mood for the book. But the blurb, not so much. The purpose of the blurb is to get you excited for the book. Not twist your mind like a pretzel origami. Being confused doesn't make me want to read the book, the drama does. So you really seriously don't have to explain the whole thing to me, I'll get it along the way. Just FYI. And the blurb was way more interesting than the actual book, by a ton.
You know those book starts that when you read it over and you're like:
and you have to back it up and read it a couple of times? Yeah, usually not a great start. Look, it doesn't even have to be interesting. Just make it simple and quick. Save the confusing part for when we care enough that we can't put down the book.
Also, just another point, it's in third person, so one more strike against you. There are some good third persons, but this one unfortunately isn't one of them.
So let's me get this straight. I'm not stupid, I'm no Eistein either but I'm not stupid. So if a book makes me feel like:
There's a serious problem there. Let me get another thing straight. Most people read books, especially fiction books, for the plot. So when half the book sounds like an instruction manual, there's a problem. So this book really isn't a book, it's more like a story of how a girl name Eila went around and gathered fictional information from different people. So the book revolves around a machine called the Blunderbuss. How it functions, what it looks like, what it does, who does it, how does it help yada yada. I'm serious. This whole book is like a journey to acquire information. Kind of like Pokemon, but even that's more fun.
Let me give the authors some much needed advice. Listen closely. Words. Are. Precious. If you live by these three words, you'll never go wrong. I get it, there's a lot of ways you can take a book and there's a lot you feel like you need to clarify. But that's what an editors are for. And clearly yours didn't get the memo. I'm sorry if this sounds harsh but the book is full of unnecessary details. I don't need to know every nail and screw that went into the Blunderbuss. Literally. They even tell you about how the building is designed for the Blunderbuss including the celing. Let me make it easy for you guys. "There's a Blunderbuss that helps people Build in their mind different things they think they need. But where did the power come from? Another world underground where they process dreams and gives ideas for Building." Believe it or not, I just summed up about 70% of the book. No exaggeration. At one point of the book, I even started drawing because this is way too complicated. There are about 20 pages where it's just a person(mainly Eila) asks one line question and cue the one page informational answer, then another one and it goes on. Seriously, do you think I read these word for word?
Here's some advice: keep the necessary information and just take out all the details! What do you pay the editors to do?
Another thing for you to work on: don't over exaggerate when it comes to emotions. I get that you're trying to spice things up. And yes, that's what readers like. But you have to have a good reason for the sudden burst of emotions. It's the typical story, everything she believed in was not exactly real. You have to make readers see what a big deal it is and how it changes things. I sort of understand to her how big the deal is but if you ask me how it changes things? I got nothing, you gained some information, good for you. Your life will change but not that drastically. Yes, she can dream. There's really no way to make it sound exciting. Like straight up, Eila couldn't tell her best friend something and this is her:
and this is the rest of us:
This really is all I need to say about this.
Now I wouldn't mind the TMIs if didn't they covered up everything else. Channel all that exaggeration to something meaningful, if you will. Like develop the freaking character. I feel like I know Mario better than I know any of the characters. Especially the main character. What's worse? You keep telling me she's strong, independent and smart. And I'm just sitting here like:
Cause you've given me no indication she's any of those things. In fact, you haven't given me any indication of who she is at all. She could be replaced by anyone for all I know. I don't know who she is. She's just like those video game character that you pick to do your missions. You know her name, you know she can get job done, but do you know her? No more than you know every celebrity out there. And other characters? Please. Besides from her best friend, every other person are just information spewers. I don't even remember half their names. That's sad. So here another piece of advice: showing is always better than telling. I gotta see it to believe it.
Guess what's the best part? The Blunderbuss was just the thing that started out the story. Kinda like Effie in the Hunger Games. Surprise! The story revolves around them trying to...... wait, what are they trying to do? Oh right, try to get through the Fog and spread a message about the world below. For those of you reading this. You're probably like "What? This is the first I've heard of this." I've read the whole book and I still feel like that. The plot that builds up and up for something else that has minimal to no correlation to most of the book. Because I don't see what the buildup has anything to do with the ultimate goal. I don't even see how the two end goal correlate. So at the end of the book I feel confused and regret. Regret for such a good book it could've been because it was a really good background story. Regret for how I wasted hours of my life reading this book.
So at the end of the book is a cliffhanger for the second book. You know the feeling like you just have to read on? Did not happen. Mostly because I stopped caring somewhere along the way and was just praying for the book to end. Darn my "always finish the book" rule. So needless to say I will absolutely not read the second book. Time is precious and so are words my friends.
Genre:Contemporary Romance
Page Count: 296
Publication Date: October 7, 2008
Rating: 9/10
Price: $7.99
Goodreads Blurb:
No woman could resist him—except the one he wanted most...Cool, Calm, Collected...Nothing fazes Taylor Donovan. In the courtroom she never lets the opposition see her sweat. In her personal life, she never lets any man rattle her—not even her cheating ex-fiancé. So when she's assigned to coach People's "Sexiest Man Alive" for his role in his next big legal thriller, she refuses to fall for the Hollywood heartthrob's charms. Even if he is theJason Andrews.Confident, Famous, Irresistible...Jason Andrews is used to having women fall at his feet. When Taylor Donovan gives him the cold shoulder, he's thrown for a loop. She's unlike any other woman he's ever met: uninterested in the limelight, seemingly immune to his advances, and shockingly capable of saying no to him. She's the perfect challenge. And the more she rejects him, the more he begins to realize she may just be his perfect match.
Review:
Right from the blurb the book got me. It is just my kind of party. The start of the book.....I couldn't have said it better:
“Taylor Donovan may have been new to Los Angeles, but she certainly recognised a line of bullshit when she heard one.”
Love at first sight.
So in the book you have your usual cocky arrogant slap-worthy spoiled and swoon worthy not to mention celebrity and the other small town girl.Yup, lots of those where they came from. Although I can't exactly say Chicago(where she's from)'s a small town or even a town for that matter. But y'all should know your geography so you don't need me to tell you (at least I think it's geography). Anyways, have you noticed that even though the guy is super slap-worthy, no girl(at least that I know of) in any romance book has actually slap "the guy"? Just saying it'd be cool.
Back to characters. The dude, Jason Andrews, is just what you expect, a little more even. Surprisingly without the underlying dark secret that almost all authors feels compelled that the character must have. So brava for the refreshments Julie James! Seriously, it's nice to have a change. There's a hint of satire in the way his character is written that I LOVE. I mean, come on, who doesn't love a good diss to the celebrity world? So I thoroughly enjoyed and swooned over the character despite his spoiled demeanour. Did I also mention I like how he has no dark story? Ya see what you get. I love that.
What surprised me was the girl, Taylor Donavan. She not just the usual small town girl in books. I know this sounds mean, but she actually has a spine and a personality unlike a lot of other characters. She's sassy, sarcastic and most of all, she's a feminist. As a strong feminist myself, I love how she can go head to head with Jason, and get the last word. Which you don't see in a lot of romance books where the girl just goes weak around the guy. But no, not Taylor Donavan, she has the attitude and the sass that just makes you go:
She just got this "Don't Even"(get it? Donavan, don't even? Ha!" attitude going on that I aspire to be. I'd love her as a best friend. She's officially my fictional role model. I mean, have u seen her comebacks? Slam dunk is what I say.
The plot isn't as predictable as most romance books. It's not the Maze Runner series but it has a few plot twists. One good thing about the plot is the antagonist. Unlike most romance bad guys, if there's even one(many times the antagonist is the inner struggle), has a clear motive, good plan(ish) and bascially very bad-guy-esque.
I know before I've said that I hate third person way of writing a book, I still do, but this book was the only exception. In most books my impression of the narrator is that person's a robot. And that takes away a lot from the book. But the narration in this book has a mind of its own. It's just in the way she narrates things and the occasional witty comments that I never expect and that really peaked my interested and made me go:
So kudos to you.
The ending is those things that just give you the sigh of satisfaction and a little twinge of lemon because the book is over.
There are no books in the series but every single book by Julie James just landed on my TBR list. So I thoroughly enjoyed the this book and are looking forward to getting to her other books. Also, Julie James, if you ever read this, you just became on of my heroes.
Girlpower!
